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Tantric Squirting Technique
Exclusively for Women, by a Western Male Practitioner

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Yoni Massage Bangkok

The Ancient Art of Ritualic Vulva Massage and Sensual Awakening Bodywork.

Sacred knowledge that has remained inaccessible to mortals for the past 5,000 years—once a privilege reserved solely for the gods and royalty—is now available for you to experience.

Yoni is the Sanskrit word for vulva or vagina, and it roughly translates as “sacred cave” or “sacred space.”

My signature version of Yoni Massage is a female-oriented somatic sexual therapy rooted in the traditions of Indian Royal Tantra and the Egyptian Sacred Sexuality practices associated with the "Isis" cult. This sacred technique is specifically designed to harness a woman's sensual energy, stimulate erogenous zones, and work with the vaginal area, promoting fertility, healing, and the empowerment of feminine potential.

The Yoni Massage is also known as tantric, erotic, sensual, sexual, intimate, sacred, adult, blissful, or goodness massage.

This is a contemplative journey into sacred sexual awakening as a woman, discovering your true sensuality and the origin of spiritual sexual energy.

Important! - There is no sexual exchange between the yoni practitioner and the client during a session.

Yoni Massage Practitioner in Bangkok

Hi, I'm Alex Noirs—The Orgasmologist, Yoni Massage Practitioner, and Sex and Intimacy Coach.

Welcome to my transformative world of sensual self-discovery. For half my life, I've been immersing myself in the sacral knowledge surrounding women's sexual physiology, resolving intimacy issues, and mastering the essential components of success and the art of sensual life satisfaction.

Facts you usually want to know about me:

  • I am a 40-year-old straight man from Northern Europe.
  • Permanently living and practising in Asia.
  • I have travelled around the world over the past 20 years, learning and practising ancient techniques known to less than 1% of the human population.
  • My interests are sexual research, orgasmology, self-exploring & improvement, a healthy lifestyle, sharing knowledge, and connecting with great people and new cultures.
  • I've developed projects such as "4-Steps Sexual Awakening Ritual", "AI-Sex Therapist", "Sexunamy Training" and the "Orgasmologist Protocol" a foundational method for transformative journeys of sensual self-discovery and intimate healing.

Why do I do this?

  • I'm passionate about offering women opportunities to find success both in their daily lives and in the exploration of their sensual selves, breaking free from centuries-old patriarchal legacies and the weight of judgmental cultural and societal pressures.

Now, I practice in Asia, helping thousands of women find self-discovery, confidence and pleasure.

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Who are the customers I have the privilege to serve?

They are the finest among us – Women unafraid to embrace change, venture boldly, and learn from their mistakes, ever committed to progress. These free spirits and nomadic souls possess curious and open minds, ever hungry for new knowledge, experiences, and emotions. They form a formidable force of critical thinkers who, deep down, reject and challenge the absurd societal stereotypes about sexuality and the centuries-old patriarchal legacies of judgmental cultural and male societal pressures.

Alex Noirs

WHEN IS YONI MASSAGE RECOMMENDED?
  • low overall body sensitivity or problems with achieving orgasm;
  • persistent psychological and physiological intimacy issues;
  • difficulty in relaxing during intercourse;
  • no sexual contact for a long time;
  • poor connection with a partner;
  • no or bad sexual experience;
  • low libido & sexual drive;
  • sexual self-exploring.

Why Do Women Choose Bangkok's #1 Yoni Massage?

My approach revolves around the distinctive "4-Steps Sexual Awakening Ritual" a methodology of somatic yoni therapy exclusively crafted to enrich women's sensual wellness and sexual self-improvement in a professional, non-risky, non-judgmental, and hygienic environment.

Pleasure and Novelty
  • Getting an extraordinary and pleasurable experience.
  • Exploring new levels of sensations.
  • Having a selfish good time.
  • Enjoying deep sensuality.
Overall Sexual Well-being
  • Increasing body awareness.
  • Enhancing possibilities for orgasms.
  • Resolving persistent intimacy issues.
  • Addressing specific health concerns.
Therapeutic Preventative Care
  • Using prophylactic sessions to reduce sexual tension and relieve stress in the vaginal area within a non-risky, non-judgmental, and hygienic environment.

The Philosophy Behind My 4-Steps Yoni Massage & Tantra Rituals

Each Yoni Massage Session in my performance is a sacred sexual awakening ritual that offers a distinctive blend of spiritual and bodily sensations, creating a truly unique and profound experience beyond basic sensory, focusing instead on empowering you to get the skill to recognize and deeply feel pleasure in entirely new ways.

I never approach bodywork as a mere service. I aim to offer you a high-end experience with a personalised approach and deep connection, ensuring a truly unique and delightful experience. My focus is on providing positive emotions, new insights, and assistance with intimacy issues.

During all times of performance, the main point of the universe is only You and Your body's erogenous zones exploring! Some you know well, but some will be an exciting surprise for you.

The Ritualic Yoni Massage experiance by Alex Noirs is not similar to intercourse, erotic massage parlour techniques, masturbation, or other satisfaction of sexual needs. No, this is a blissful and long journey to the next level of the origins of your true sexuality and dormant sensitivity.

You will enjoy a sensual experience with smooth, long and more intensive waves of pleasure.

Rest assured, you will be in a secure and comfortable environment, featuring an intelligent and intimate atmosphere that is polite, gentle, and non-judgmental towards every aspect of your personality.

Benefits of the Bangkok Yoni Massage and Tantra Rituals

Most people have lifetime-long unresolved emotional issues and traumas related to sexuality. The 4-step sexual awakening program can help release these traumas, dissolve emotional blocks, and enhance sensitivity and pleasure in your body, bringing more joy into your life and relationships.

Stress Reduction

Soamtic Yoni massage and tantra rituals can promote deep relaxation, reducing stress and anxiety.

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Improved Sexual Health

It can enhance sexual well-being, and fertility, increase libido, and improve orgasms.

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Enhanced Body Pleasure

Intimate Yoni massage can heighten sensual pleasure, orgasms and self-awareness.

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Pain Relief

Yoni session may help alleviate menstrual cramps, vaginal and pelvic pain.

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Enhanced Intimacy

It fosters a deeper connection with your body and can improve intimacy with a partner.

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Increased Body Awareness

It helps you become more attuned to your body's sensations and needs.

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Greater Sexual Self-Confidence

It helps boost self-esteem and body confidence.

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Emotional Healing

Yoni therapy can aid in releasing emotional trauma and promoting emotional well-being.

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Holistic Wellness

It contributes to overall well-being by addressing physical, emotional, and spiritual aspects.

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Reviews: What it’s like to get a Yoni Massage in Bangkok

What does a Yoni Massage Ritual look like? Step-by-Step Bangkok's Yoni Massage Guide

Tantric yoni massage ritual can last 1 to 4 hours from when the therapist visits until he leaves.
The 30-minute intro conversation, 90-min. hands-on body, and 30 min., of experience sharing.

Step 1: Discussion

Before the session begins, we'll sit and discuss setting intentions and boundaries and clarify all questions.

Step 2: Preparation

You will get short training on how to be more sensual and feel more orgasmic feelings during the session. I will explain the process.

Step 3: Relaxation

You'll be gently blindfolded, lying face down on a plush bed, enveloped in soft melodies and easy chatter, setting the mood for pure relaxation and anticipation.

Step 4: Sensual Oil Massage

As you shed your inhibitions, I begin a seductive coconut oil massage. Starting from your legs, I caress my way up to your thighs, exploring your pelvic region, tracing the contours of your back, and tenderly caressing your hands, belly, and breasts igniting your senses and preparing your body for the journey ahead.

Step 5: Communication

Maintaining utmost respect for your boundaries ensures your comfort, relaxation, and safety throughout our time together. You're encouraged to communicate your desires and preferences freely at any moment.

Step 6: Tantric Yoni Massage

Let's transition to the heart of our sensual journey. With gentle strokes, kneading, and circular motions, I'll explore both the external and internal realms of your Yoni (vaginal area). This pivotal phase is dedicated entirely to your pleasure and the profound depths of sensuality.

Step 7: Multi-Orgasmic Experience

While the session isn't focused solely on achieving orgasm, it's about embracing sensual exploration. Women's bodies offer a unique spectrum of 11 types of orgasmic sensations, ranging from skin and nipple to A-spot and squirting orgasms.

Step 8: Spiritual Awakening of Sensual Energy

A spiritual awakening as sensual energy ignites during your tantric massage session builds a profound connection between body, mind, and spirit as you delve into the depths of your sensual being.

Step 9: Emotional release

As our sensual massage draws to a close, it's normal to experience emotional release, even shedding tears.

Step 10: Closure

You'll have time to rest and integrate the experience, savouring the sensations and newfound awareness.

Book Outcall Yoni Massage in Bangkok

Mobile yoni massage service means therapists come to your place on demand at your preferred location and time.

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Contact Me

Don't be shy to ask awkward questions, and introduce your situation, and preferences.

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Get Consultation

This step helps us understand how to meet your expectations and ensures a personalized experience.

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Book Your Outcall Session

Once we've clarified all the details during the consultation, you can proceed to book your outcall session.

Make Blissful Yoni Ritual a Gift to Yourself

Prices for Yoni Massage & Tantra Rituals in Bangkok

You can choose from the following options:

1-hour Express Session: for 200 USD (7,000 THB);

2-hour Authentic Session: 300 USD (10,000 THB);

3-hour Signature Session: for 400 USD (13,000 THB);
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1-Day Workshop - Express 2-step Program: 800 USD (26,000 THB);

Weekend Retreat - Complete 4-step Program: 1,600 USD (53,000 THB).
*Weekend retreat are available in any city worldwide, with optional accommodation. The programme includes a transformative sexual awakening, online pre-consultation, personalised sexuality testing, wellness sessions, and unlimited conversations - sex & intimacy coaching.

Sexual Awakening - A Complex 4-Step Program

You can choose any individual session, but the signature 4-step awakening program is highly recommended for significant progress and a unique experiance, taking 1 to 4 days.

1-STEP: YONI DE-ARMOURING

WHAT IS YONI DE-ARMOURNING?

Yoni de-armouring is a holistic practice focused on releasing tension, trauma, and emotional blockages stored in the pelvic region, specifically in the vagina and surrounding areas (the yoni). The aim is to help individuals heal past sexual wounds, increase pleasure and sensitivity in the yoni, and enhance overall well-being and sexual satisfaction.

WHO IS THIS FOR?

First-timers, super sensitive individuals, post-trauma and shy persons.

WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS SESSION?

I create a safe and non-judgmental space for you to release a lifetime's worth of fears, shame and pain that can be traced back from childhood to the present.

This de-armouring session will allow you to connect deeply with your Yoni feel more pleasure and remember how sensitive you are. This process will help you remove any stress stored in the yoni. The less armour yoni holds the more open, youthful, sexy and vibrant you'll look and feel.

*Be aware that every person is different and some may take more sessions to de-armour the yoni.

WHY YONI DE-ARMOURNING SESSION IS IMPORTANT?

The de-armouring is the opening session and has two main goals:
I. Diagnostic - To understand more about your situation and initiate impactful changes.
II. De-armouring - To remind your mind and body how to respond to partner signals and sensual energy flow.

IN THIS SESSION WE WILL COVER:

1. Intro conversation, Intentions & Boundaries
2. Sensual Breathing and Manifestation
3. Spiritual Energy Work
4. Mind De-armouring
5. Body De-armouring
6. Yoni De-armouring
7. Relief Stage
8. Sharing Experience

*Content may vary depending on the chosen session duration. Book

2-STEP: YONI MAPPING & SQUIRTING SCHOOL

WHAT IS YONI MAPPING?

During a yoni mapping session, the focus is on exploring and enhancing pleasure, connection, and new sensations (squirting, etc.) in the yoni (vagina) and surrounding erogenous areas

WHO IS THIS FOR?

Advanced explorers, open-minded, curious, less sensitive and sentimental about sexuality.

WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS SESSION?

It is a unique tantra and squirting massage technique that involves a gentle and intense touch, and exploration—sometimes using tools like wands or mirrors to help individuals connect with and learn about their yoni.

WHY YONI MAPPING SESSION IS IMPORTANT?

It helps you understand your Yoni zones and increases awareness, sensitivity, and pleasure in the genital region.

IN SESSION WE WILL COVER:

1. Introduction & Intentions
2. Sensual Breathing and Manifestation
3. Spiritual Energy Work
3. Sensual Touch
4. Yoni Mapping: Guiding To The C-Spot, U-Spot, G-spot, A-spot, P-spot, K-spot, O-spot, And Cervix
5. Yoni Massage
6. Squirting School
7. Relief Stage
8. Sharing Experience

*Content may vary depending on the chosen session duration. Book

3-STEP: BODY PLEASURE EXPLORATION

WHAT IS PLEASURE EXPLORATION?

A body pleasure exploration session is a holistic approach to connecting with and exploring pleasure throughout the entire body's erogenous areas. These sessions are usually conducted to promote overall well-being and self-discovery, enhancing the capacity for pleasure.

WHO IS THIS FOR?

Advanced explorers, open-minded, curious, less sensitive and sentimental about sexuality.

WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS SESSION?

It involves different sensual techniques, touch, exploration, and using different textures and tools to help individuals connect with and learn about their sexual preferences, sensitivity and anatomy.

WHY IS A PLEASURE EXPLORATION SESSION IMPORTANT?

It helps you understand the body, explore what pleases you, and enhance your sexual experiences through self-exploration and communication with your partner.

IN THIS SESSION WE WILL COVER:

1. Intro conversation, Intentions & Boundaries
2. Sensual Breathing and Manifestation
3. Spiritual Energy Work
4. Sexual (Kinky) personality testing
5. Body Pleasure Mapping (different sensual bodywork touches techniques, temperature and texture play)
6. Bondassage (a light kinky BDSM massage incorporating blindfolding and bondage elements)
7. Mindfull Yoni Massage
8. Relief Stage
9. Sharing Experience

*Content may vary depending on the chosen session duration. Book

4-STEP: THE SEXUAL AWAKENING

WHAT IS THE SEXUAL AWAKENING?

This transformative session is designed to unblock both the body and mind, awakening dormant sensual energy. It liberates you from sexual pressure and stereotypes, guiding you to rediscover your authentic sensual self.

WHO IS THIS FOR?

Individuals who have completed at least one session with me.

WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS RETREAT?

This transformative practical bodywork + intense somatic coaching sessions use specific techniques to change your blocked body's sensual habits and behaviour patterns and deactivate shame and shyness.

WHY IS SEXUAL AWAKENING IMPORTANT?

It allows you to overcome shame and taboo blocks to express your sensuality freely in the way you desire and deserve.

IN THIS SESSION WE WILL COVER:

1. Intro conversation, Intentions & Boundaries
2. Sensual Breathing and Manifestation
3. Spiritual Energy Work
4. Psychological Support
5. The Vocalisation of Orgasm
6. Free-Flow Body Movement Dance
7. Sensual Body Painting
8. Tantra Bath Ritual
9. Sacral Cuddling Therapy
10. Relief Stage
11. Sharing Experience

*Content may vary depending on the chosen session duration. Book
Sexual Awakening Program Is A Complex 4-Step Ritual
What qualifications do you have to provide these sessions?

For half my life, I've been immersing myself in the practical knowledge of women's sexual physiology, resolving intimacy issues. I have conducted over 1,000 sessions. Please find client testimonials throughout my website.

What is the difference between a single session and the 4-step program?

Like all evolutionary improvements in our lives, it takes time, bravery, and energy. Scientific research shows that our brains and bodies need repeated methods to improve our behavioural patterns. The 4-step program has proven most effective in testing various types of lasting sessions on average healthy individuals. However, we must be realistic that every person is different, and in some specific cases, additional sessions may be required.

Do I have to complete the 4-session package all at once?

It is recommended but not necessary. Depending on your schedule, you can finish it within a 1 to 6-month period.

Can I choose one session I like to try in a random order, not by the named steps?

Yes, you can choose any single session you want to try.

Where does the session take place?

The session can take place in your home, hotel, or a rented space specifically for this purpose.

What if I don't have a suitable space?

If you don't have a suitable space, I can offer some options.

Can I book a session in another city?

Yes, but travel expenses will need to be covered.

Can I pay in other proportions or ways?

Sure, please contact me directly for details.

Female-friendly Yoni Massage in Bangkok

Bangkok Yoni massage service is exclusively designed for a lady, ensuring safety, confidentiality, and comfort at every moment of your experience.

Your safety is my top priority
  • Safe accompany.
  • 3 times "Pfizer" vaccinated.
  • No cigarettes, or alcohol.
The session will be adjusted to your comfort boundaries
  • Performing is personalised for your comfort zone scope.
  • Emotional support during the session.
  • Non-judgmental atmosphere.
  • No pressure.
100% confidentiality
  • Your information is never shared with anyone outside, guaranteeing your complete confidentiality.
Feel free to contact me for advance bookings

Frequently Asked Questions about Yoni Massage in Bangkok

Get answers to common questions about somatic yoni therapy its benefits, techniques, what to expect, and necessary precautions.

You might have encountered confusing information and questionable offers related to Tantric Yoni massage online.

Let me clarify what genuine and professional Tantric Yoni massage therapy is about.

The massage has roots in the Tantric sexual technique. Yoni (wiki) is the Sanskrit word for womb, vulva or vagina, and it roughly translates as “sacred cave” or “sacred space.”

It is the part of the Tantric massage where you work specifically on the vagina. It is a unique technique inside the vagina:
– it has a healing effect
– it awakens your vagina in deeper dimensions than the usual stimulation
– it creates a unique nourishing and expansive sexual energy in the vagina
– it connects you to your vagina physically, emotionally and spiritually

NOT SURE? FEEL FREE TO ASK

It is by appointment only. Please send me your initial inquiry, I will send further details.

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