Hello! ✨I am Alex Noirs, a Western Yoni Massage Therapist in Bangkok.

With 20 years of dedicated experience, I provide private sensual sessions for women.

20+

Years of Experiance

100+

Completed trainings

1000+

Satisfied clients

100+

Countries Clients From

About Western Yoni Massage Therapist in Bangkok

Welcome to my transformative world of self-discovery.

For more than two decades, I have immersed myself in the study of sexual physiology, the resolution of intimacy challenges, and the mastery of the essential elements that create lasting success and fulfilment in sensual life.

Facts you usually want to know about me:

  • I am a 40-year-old straight man from Northern Europe.
  • I have travelled around the world over the past 20 years, learning and practising ancient techniques known to less than 1% of the human population.
  • With hands-on experience across more than 1,000 cases, every tool I share has been tested in practice—by clients and in my own relationships—because it delivers results.
  • My interests include evidence-based sexual research, orgasmology, self-exploration and personal growth, healthy living, sharing knowledge, and connecting with inspiring people and diverse cultures.
  • I have developed more than a dozen programmes and projects, including the 16 Sensual Personalities Test, the Intimacy Blueprint Quiz, the Kinky BDSM Test, the AWAKENING Protocol for women’s health, the HARD Protocol for men’s health, and the 4-Step Sexual Awakening Program — a foundational method for transformative journeys of sensual self-discovery and intimate healing.

Why do I do this?

  • All my life, I have loved women deeply — with a gentle, patient love that forgives, inspires, nurtures, and helps them grow. At the same time, I have carried anger toward centuries-old patriarchal legacies and the suffocating weight of cultural judgement that restrict female sexual expression.
  • I’ve seen how resolving intimacy issues improves lives, protects relationships, helps create new families, and—naturally—leaves people feeling more satisfied, unblocked, and empowered, which supports success in daily life, careers, and the bedroom.

Now I want to share my best practices with everyone who wants to improve their life, become happier, more satisfied, and truly desirable.

My Journey

My journey began over twenty years ago when my long-term partner experienced sexual trauma and challenges such as vaginismus and difficulty achieving orgasm. This became a pivotal moment, motivating me to study and learn how to address these issues with care and sensitivity.

Anticipating, I'll mention that we soon successfully resolved this issue.

From that time, this topic led me. I travelled around the world and learned hundreds of courses and techniques. Worked with thousands of clients from more than a hundred countries with different cultures and sexual traditions.

Whatever where I have been in my travels, I've soaked up the somatic sex therapy experience and practical knowledge about women's sensuality, physiology and problem-solving techniques.

And we all know if you read, learn, understand and practice for a long time, you will become quite good at it.

Guided by love, shaped by destiny, and fuelled by a hunger for knowledge, I’ve grown into someone who can support others in resolving their intimacy struggles.

My Mission

Throughout my journey, I have met countless incredible women — talented, intelligent, and beautiful — yet still struggling with closeness, intimacy, and fulfilment. What troubles me most is that, despite all our scientific and social progress, we still fail to provide real education about women’s sexuality. No one teaches you how to love yourself or others when you step into adult life.

The knowledge that could heal relationships, create new families, and even boost fertility is still missing for the vast majority of women worldwide — whether you live in a strict religious emirate, modern Singapore, or independent New York. Whether you are a billionaire, a movie star, an engineer, or a cashier, the challenge is the same: reliable, evidence-based guidance on how to love yourself, feel your body, and enjoy it — alone or with a partner — is still not accessible.

This is why I created my programmes: safe, evidence-based guidance for the women I care for selflessly. They are designed to dissolve lifelong intimacy blocks and help women finally experience the closeness they have always longed for. The purpose is not only to protect relationships, but also to support true personal growth — both sensual and spiritual.

How are My Approach Different From Others?

I understand that choosing a practitioner without deep research is hard. At first, it may not be obvious that my work is truly different, or why it is worth paying for. This page explains that clearly.

Why my work is different

Think of it as a once‑in‑a‑lifetime experience. I help you discover your body’s orgasmic potential, feel more, and understand more about your sexuality. You become more confident in intimate moments. I turn the “missing pieces” of sexual knowledge into a clear, practical method for your dream intimate life. This is the education every woman should receive when young: how to love her body and feel satisfied with a partner or solo.

Top‑tier skill and real‑world results

I am a professional with over 1000 successful cases.My knowledge base, refined technique, practical skill, and approach are on a bit another level of local practicioniers. I practise worldwide; some VIP clients fly 15 hours to see me, and my fully booked schedule reflects that trust.

How a session feels

During sessions I am fully focused, emotionally present, and I invest serious time and energy in you. This is not a mechanical service. Not sex services! It is a bespoke experience with a deep, respectful connection. After each session I often need a long recovery—like after a concert—because I give you my maximum.

Quality you can feel

Think Michelin‑star standards: the best. For most clients, it becomes the most sensual experience of their lives. They discover new sensations and new possibilities in their bodies. Many who have tried other practitioners tell me they prefer my approach.

Why my pricing makes sense

My prices reflect the rarity of these sessions, the necessary recovery time, and the combined educational, therapeutic, and bodywork elements I provide. Once‑in‑a‑lifetime transformative experience—for about the price of a fine dining.

Ongoing research and care

I continually study, analyse case studies, and refine methods on female orgasm and pleasure. If you read my reviews, articles, and book, and take my quizzes—then compare this foundation with others—you will see a clear difference in the approach and the results.

Outcall Session VS Private Location in Central Bangkok

Your session is available in two formats: a discreet outcall visit to your hotel room, or a private studio located just 20 metres from the Sukhumvit BTS line.

If you are staying in a hotel, an outcall session is often the most comfortable choice. Most women feel more relaxed, grounded, and emotionally secure in their own familiar space.

The studio address is shared after your booking is confirmed to ensure safety and privacy.

My Statistic
This information comes from personal sessions only.
95%

of first-time clients experience noticeable improvement in sexual satisfaction after just one session.

90%

of sexual difficulties women face are linked to a lack of education, not medical problems.

60%

of women globally experience challenges with intimacy satisfaction.

NOT SURE? FEEL FREE TO ASK

It is by appointment only. Please send me your initial inquiry, I will send further details.

LINE: alexyoni

Telegram: alexyoni

KakaoTalk: alexyoni

WeChat: aybangkok

WhatsApp: (+66)-985-9533-52

Mail: alexyonibkk(@)gmail.com

Disclaimer: «The result may differ in each case and depends on many factors.»

Check Availability Today