Yoni Massage Pattaya
Sexuality and Orgasm School for Women
Exclusive 4-step Sexual Awakening Program

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Release sexual insecurities, stereotypes, and complexes on your sensual journey to better harmonise with your body.

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Yoni Massage Pattaya - Exclusive 4-step Sexual Awakening Program

The Ancient Art of Ritualic Vulva Massage and Sensual Awakening Bodywork.

Sacred knowledge that has remained inaccessible to mortals for the past 5,000 years—once a privilege reserved solely for the gods and royalty—is now available for you to experience.

Yoni is the Sanskrit word for vulva or vagina, and it roughly translates as “sacred cave” or “sacred space.”

My signature version of Yoni Massage is a female-oriented somatic sexual therapy rooted in the traditions of Indian Royal Tantra and the Egyptian Sacred Sexuality practices associated with the "Isis" cult. This sacred technique is specifically designed to harness a woman's sensual energy, stimulate erogenous zones, and work with the vaginal area, promoting fertility, healing, and the empowerment of feminine potential.

The Yoni Massage is also known as tantric, erotic, sensual, sexual, intimate, sacred, adult, blissful, or goodness massage.

This is a contemplative journey into sacred sexual awakening as a woman, discovering your true sensuality and the origin of spiritual sexual energy.

Important! - There is no sexual exchange between the yoni practitioner and the client during a session.

Yoni Massage Practitioner in Pattaya

Hi, I'm Alex Noirs—The Orgasmologist, Yoni Massage Practitioner, and Sex and Intimacy Coach.

Welcome to my transformative world of sensual self-discovery. For half my life, I've been immersing myself in the sacral knowledge surrounding women's sexual physiology, resolving intimacy issues, and mastering the essential components of success and the art of sensual life satisfaction.

Facts you usually want to know about me:

  • I am a 40-year-old straight man from Northern Europe.
  • Permanently living and practising in Asia.
  • I have travelled around the world over the past 20 years, learning and practising ancient techniques known to less than 1% of the human population.
  • My interests are sexual research, orgasmology, self-exploring & improvement, a healthy lifestyle, sharing knowledge, and connecting with great people and new cultures.
  • I've developed projects such as "4-Steps Sexual Awakening Ritual", "AI-Sex Therapist", "Sexunamy Training" and the "Orgasmologist Protocol" a foundational method for transformative journeys of sensual self-discovery and intimate healing.

Why do I do this?

  • I'm passionate about offering women opportunities to find success both in their daily lives and in the exploration of their sensual selves, breaking free from centuries-old patriarchal legacies and the weight of judgmental cultural and societal pressures.

Now, I practice in Asia, helping thousands of women find self-discovery, confidence and pleasure.

Discover more about Alex Noirs

WHEN IS YONI MASSAGE RECOMMENDED?
  • low overall body sensitivity or problems with achieving orgasm;
  • persistent psychological and physiological intimacy issues;
  • difficulty in relaxing during intercourse;
  • no sexual contact for a long time;
  • poor connection with a partner;
  • no or bad sexual experience;
  • low libido & sexual drive;
  • sexual self-exploring.

Why Do Women Choose Pattaya's #1 Yoni Massage?

My approach revolves around the distinctive "4-Steps Sexual Awakening Ritual" a methodology of somatic yoni therapy exclusively crafted to enrich women's sensual wellness and sexual self-improvement in a professional, non-risky, non-judgmental, and hygienic environment.

Pleasure and Novelty
  • Getting an extraordinary and pleasurable experience.
  • Exploring new levels of sensations.
  • Having a selfish good time.
  • Enjoying deep sensuality.
Overall Sexual Well-being
  • Increasing body awareness.
  • Enhancing possibilities for orgasms.
  • Resolving persistent intimacy issues.
  • Addressing specific health concerns.
Therapeutic Preventative Care
  • Using prophylactic sessions to reduce sexual tension and relieve stress in the vaginal area within a non-risky, non-judgmental, and hygienic environment.

The Philosophy Behind My 4-Steps Yoni Massage & Tantra Rituals

Each Yoni Massage Session in my performance is a sacred sexual awakening ritual that offers a distinctive blend of spiritual and bodily sensations, creating a truly unique and profound experience beyond basic sensory, focusing instead on empowering you to get the skill to recognize and deeply feel pleasure in entirely new ways.

I never approach bodywork as a mere service. I aim to offer you a high-end experience with a personalised approach and deep connection, ensuring a truly unique and delightful experience. My focus is on providing positive emotions, new insights, and assistance with intimacy issues.

During all times of performance, the main point of the universe is only You and Your body's erogenous zones exploring! Some you know well, but some will be an exciting surprise for you.

The Ritualic Yoni Massage experiance by Alex Noirs is not similar to intercourse, erotic massage parlour techniques, masturbation, or other satisfaction of sexual needs. No, this is a blissful and long journey to the next level of the origins of your true sexuality and dormant sensitivity.

You will enjoy a sensual experience with smooth, long and more intensive waves of pleasure.

Rest assured, you will be in a secure and comfortable environment, featuring an intelligent and intimate atmosphere that is polite, gentle, and non-judgmental towards every aspect of your personality.

Benefits of the Pattaya Yoni Massage

Most people have lifetime-long unresolved emotional issues and traumas related to sexuality. The 4-step sexual awakening program can help release these traumas, dissolve emotional blocks, and enhance sensitivity and pleasure in your body, bringing more joy into your life and relationships.

Stress Reduction

Soamtic Yoni massage and tantra rituals can promote deep relaxation, reducing stress and anxiety.

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Improved Sexual Health

It can enhance sexual well-being, and fertility, increase libido, and improve orgasms.

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Enhanced Body Pleasure

Intimate Yoni massage can heighten sensual pleasure, orgasms and self-awareness.

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Pain Relief

Yoni session may help alleviate menstrual cramps, vaginal and pelvic pain.

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Enhanced Intimacy

It fosters a deeper connection with your body and can improve intimacy with a partner.

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Increased Body Awareness

It helps you become more attuned to your body's sensations and needs.

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Greater Sexual Self-Confidence

It helps boost self-esteem and body confidence.

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Emotional Healing

Yoni therapy can aid in releasing emotional trauma and promoting emotional well-being.

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Holistic Wellness

It contributes to overall well-being by addressing physical, emotional, and spiritual aspects.

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Reviews: What it’s like to get a Yoni Massage in

What does a Yoni Massage look like? Step-by-Step Pattaya's Yoni Massage Guide

Tantric yoni massage ritual can last 1 to 4 hours from when the therapist visits until he leaves.
The 30-minute intro conversation, 90-min. hands-on body, and 30 min., of experience sharing.

Step 1: Discussion

Before the session begins, we'll sit and discuss setting intentions and boundaries and clarify all questions.

Step 2: Preparation

You will get short training on how to be more sensual and feel more orgasmic feelings during the session. I will explain the process.

Step 3: Relaxation

You'll be gently blindfolded, lying face down on a plush bed, enveloped in soft melodies and easy chatter, setting the mood for pure relaxation and anticipation.

Step 4: Sensual Oil Massage

As you shed your inhibitions, I begin a seductive coconut oil massage. Starting from your legs, I caress my way up to your thighs, exploring your pelvic region, tracing the contours of your back, and tenderly caressing your hands, belly, and breasts igniting your senses and preparing your body for the journey ahead.

Step 5: Communication

Maintaining utmost respect for your boundaries ensures your comfort, relaxation, and safety throughout our time together. You're encouraged to communicate your desires and preferences freely at any moment.

Step 6: Tantric Yoni Massage

Let's transition to the heart of our sensual journey. With gentle strokes, kneading, and circular motions, I'll explore both the external and internal realms of your Yoni (vaginal area). This pivotal phase is dedicated entirely to your pleasure and the profound depths of sensuality.

Step 7: Multi-Orgasmic Experience

While the session isn't focused solely on achieving orgasm, it's about embracing sensual exploration. Women's bodies offer a unique spectrum of 11 types of orgasmic sensations, ranging from skin and nipple to A-spot and squirting orgasms.

Step 8: Spiritual Awakening of Sensual Energy

A spiritual awakening as sensual energy ignites during your tantric massage session builds a profound connection between body, mind, and spirit as you delve into the depths of your sensual being.

Step 9: Emotional release

As our sensual massage draws to a close, it's normal to experience emotional release, even shedding tears.

Step 10: Closure

You'll have time to rest and integrate the experience, savouring the sensations and newfound awareness.

Book Outcall Yoni Massage in Pattaya

Mobile yoni massage service means therapists come to your place on demand at your preferred location and time.

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Contact Me

Don't be shy to ask awkward questions, and introduce your situation, and preferences.

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Get Consultation

This step helps us understand how to meet your expectations and ensures a personalized experience.

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Book Your Outcall Session

Once we've clarified all the details during the consultation, you can proceed to book your outcall session.

Make Blissful Yoni Ritual a Gift to Yourself

Prices for Yoni Massage & Sexual Awakening in Pattaya

You can choose from the following options:

1-Day Retreat - 2-step Sexual Awakening Program: 30,000 THB (5,000 OFF).;

Signature 2-Days Retreat - 4-step Sexual Awakening Program: 50,000 THB (20,000 OFF).
*2-Days retreat are available in any city worldwide

Sexual Awakening Retreat - A Complex 4-Step Program

2-day retreat with 4-step awakening programme is highly recommended for achieving significant progress and a unique, transformative experience.

1-STEP: DE-ARMOURING

WHAT IS DE-ARMOURNING?

De-armouring is a holistic practice focused on releasing trauma, and emotional blockages stored in the mind, body and vagina area. The aim is to help individuals heal past sexual wounds, increase pleasure and sensitivity in the yoni (vulva), and enhance overall well-being and sexual satisfaction.

WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS SESSION?

I create a safe and non-judgmental space for you to release a lifetime's worth of fears, shame and pain that can be traced back from childhood to the present.

This de-armouring session will allow you to connect deeply with your mind, body and vulva area to feel more pleasure and remember how sensitive you are. This process will help you remove any stress you stored. The less armour yoni (vulva) holds the more open, youthful, sexy and vibrant you'll look and feel.

*Be aware that every person is different and some may take more sessions to de-armour the body and mind.

WHY DE-ARMOURNING SESSION IS IMPORTANT?

The de-armouring is the opening session and has 3 main goals:
I. Education - To provide foundational theory and introduce new sexual skills.
II. Diagnostic - To understand more about your situation and initiate impactful changes.
III. De-armouring - To remind your mind and body how to respond to partner signals and sensual energy flow.

IN THIS SESSION WE WILL COVER:

50% theory and 50% practice
1. Intro conversation, Intentions & Boundaries
2. Theory of Female Sexuality and Pleasure
3. Sexual Communication With Partner
4. Building Sensual Mindset
5. Sensual Breathing, Manifestation & Sexual Energy
7. Exercises for the Pelvic Floor Sexual Activation
8. Mind De-armouring
9. Body De-armouring
10. Yoni (vulva) De-armouring
11. Relief Stage
12. Sharing Experience

*Content may vary depending on your personal needs. Book

2-STEP: PLEASURE MAPPING

WHAT IS PLEASURE MAPPING?

During a pleasure mapping session, the focus is on exploring and enhancing pleasure, connection, and new sensations in the vagina and bodies erogenous areas.

WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS SESSION?

It is a unique technique that involves a gentle and intense touch, and exploration—sometimes using tools like wands or mirrors to help individuals connect with body and learn about their Yoni (vagina).

WHY PLEASURE MAPPING SESSION IS IMPORTANT?

It helps you understand your erogenous zones and increases awareness, sensitivity, and pleasure in the genital region.

IN SESSION WE WILL COVER:

40% theory and 60% practice
1. Communication in the Bedroom
2. Theory of Erogenous Zones: 25 Types of Female Orgasm
3. Body Language and Orgasm Vocalization
4. Shame Overcoming, Body Image and Sexual Self-confidence
5. Sensual Behaviour Evolution
6. Yoni Mapping: Guiding To The C-Spot, U-Spot, G-spot, A-spot, P-spot, K-spot, O-spot, And Cervix
7. Mirror Exercise
8. Relief Stage
9. Sharing Experience

*Content may vary depending on your personal needs. Book

3-STEP: PLEASURE EXPLORATION

WHAT IS PLEASURE EXPLORATION?

A body pleasure exploration session is a holistic approach to connecting with and exploring pleasure throughout the entire body's erogenous areas. These sessions are usually conducted to promote overall well-being and self-discovery, enhancing the capacity for pleasure.

WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS SESSION?

It involves different sensual techniques, touch, exploration, and using different textures and tools to help individuals connect with and learn about their sexual preferences, sensitivity and anatomy.

WHY IS A PLEASURE EXPLORATION SESSION IMPORTANT?

It helps you understand the body, explore what pleases you, and enhance your sexual experiences through self-exploration and communication with your partner.

IN THIS SESSION WE WILL COVER:

50% theory and 50% practice
1. The Sexual Journal - Strategy on How to be More Sensual and Happy
2. 5 Rules of Pleasure: location, pressure, angle, speed, friction
3. Sex Positions That Works for You
4. Sexual Kink and BDSM
5. Pleasing a Partner Technique
6. Body Pleasure Mapping (incorporating light BDSM, different touches techniques, temperature and texture play)
7. Squirting School
8. Yoni Massage
9. Relief Stage
10. Sharing Experience

*Content may vary depending on your personal needs. Book

4-STEP: THE SEXUAL AWAKENING

WHAT IS THE SEXUAL AWAKENING?

This transformative culmination session is designed to unblock both the body and mind, awakening dormant sensual energy. It liberates you from sexual pressure and stereotypes, guiding you to rediscover your authentic sensual self.

WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS RETREAT?

This transformative practical bodywork + intense somatic coaching sessions use specific techniques to change your blocked body's sensual habits and behaviour patterns and deactivate shame and shyness.

WHY IS SEXUAL AWAKENING IMPORTANT?

It allows you to overcome shame and taboo blocks to express your sensuality freely in the way you desire and deserve.

IN THIS SESSION WE WILL COVER:

10% theory and 90% practice
1. Body Movement Dance
2. Sensual Body Painting
3. Tantra Bath Ritual
4. Advanced Yoni Massage Therapy
5. Free-Flow
6. Sacral Cuddling Therapy
7. Relief Stage
8. Sharing Experience

*Content may vary depending on your personal needs. Book
Sexual Awakening Program F.A.Q
What qualifications do you have to provide these sessions?

For half my life, I've been immersing myself in the practical knowledge of women's sexual physiology, resolving intimacy issues. I have conducted over 1,000 sessions. Please find client testimonials throughout my website.

Why is the 4-step program important?

Like all evolutionary improvements in our lives, it takes time, bravery, and energy. Scientific research shows that our brains and bodies need repeated methods to improve our behavioural patterns. The 4-step program has proven most effective in testing various types of lasting sessions on average healthy individuals. However, we must be realistic that every person is different, and in some specific cases, additional sessions may be required.

Do I have to complete the 4-session package all at once?

It is recommended. But if your schedule is too busy, you can finish it within 1-2 weeks.

How can I pay?

30% reservation payment and 70% after the first session. Available: cash, card-to-card, bank transfer, skrill, crypto, etc.

Where does the session take place?

The session takes place in a 4 or 5-star hotel, offering a discreet experience, or a rented space specifically for this purpose.

What do I need to bring?

Notebook and pen. Everything else is provided.

Can I book a session in another city?

Yes, but travel expenses will need to be covered.

Can I pay in other proportions or ways?

Sure, please contact me directly for details.

Female-friendly Yoni Massage in Pattaya

Yoni massage service is exclusively designed for a lady, ensuring safety, confidentiality, and comfort at every moment of your experience.

Your safety is my top priority
  • Safe accompany.
  • 3 times "Pfizer" vaccinated.
  • No cigarettes, or alcohol.
The session will be adjusted to your comfort boundaries
  • Performing is personalised for your comfort zone scope.
  • Emotional support during the session.
  • Non-judgmental atmosphere.
  • No pressure.
100% confidentiality
  • Your information is never shared with anyone outside, guaranteeing your complete confidentiality.
Feel free to contact me for advance bookings

NOT SURE? FEEL FREE TO ASK

It is by appointment only. Please send me your initial inquiry, I will send further details.

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Disclaimer: «The result may differ in each case and depends on many factors.»

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