- 13.09.2025
Yoni Massage Practitioner Alex Noirs
About Practitioner
Yoni Massage Practitioner
Hi, I'm Alex Noirs —The Orgasmologist, Yoni Massage Practitioner, and Sex and Intimacy Coach.
Welcome to my transformative world of sensual self-discovery.
For half my life, I've been immersing myself in the sacral knowledge surrounding women's sexual physiology, resolving intimacy issues, and mastering the essential components of success and the art of sensual life satisfaction.
Facts you usually want to know about me:
I am a 40-year-old straight man from Northern Europe.
Permanently living and practising in Asia.
I have travelled around the world over the past 20 years, learning and practising ancient techniques known to less than 1% of the human population.
My interests are sexual research, orgasmology, self-exploring & improvement, a healthy lifestyle, sharing knowledge, and connecting with great people and new cultures.
I've developed projects such as "4-Steps Sexual Awakening Program", "AI-Sex Therapist", "Sexunamy Training" and the "Orgasmologist Protocol" a foundational method for transformative journeys of sensual self-discovery and intimate healing.
Why do I do this?
I'm passionate about offering women opportunities to find success both in their daily lives and in the exploration of their sensual selves, breaking free from centuries-old patriarchal legacies and the weight of judgmental cultural and societal pressures.
Now, I practice in Asia, helping thousands of women find self-discovery, confidence and pleasure.
About Services
Every session includes a yoni massage and is tailored to your unique emotional and physical needs.
1. De-Armouring
De-armouring helps release emotional blockages and trauma stored in the mind, body, and vaginal area. It increases pleasure and sensitivity while helping you reconnect with your feminine energy and confidence.
This session may include:
Intro conversation, intentions and boundaries
Theory of female sexuality and pleasure
Feminine and masculine energy dynamics
Healing past emotional or sexual traumas
Improving sexual communication with a partner
Developing a sensual and empowered mindset
Releasing shame and building body confidence
Mind de-armouring
Body de-armouring
Yoni (vulva) de-armouring
Mirror self-connection ritual
Polarity role exploration
Sacral cuddling therapy
Grounding and relief phase
Sharing reflections after the session
2. Pleasure Mapping
This session explores your body’s full pleasure potential. It helps you discover new sensations, experience different types of orgasm, and safely play with kink or BDSM elements.
This session may include:
Intro conversation, intentions and boundaries
Kink and BDSM personality assessment
Theory of 25 erogenous zones and orgasm types
Orgasmic body language and vocal release
Nervous system-based multi-orgasm training
Yoni mapping: C-spot, U-spot, G-spot, A-spot, P-spot, K-spot, O-spot, cervix
Body pleasure mapping using touch, temperature, texture
Introduction to kink and BDSM practices
Squirting training
Grounding and relief phase
Post-session sharing
3. Pleasing the Partner
This session focuses on developing your intimacy skills and becoming a more confident and connected lover. You’ll explore sexual techniques, seduction, and how to give and receive with intention.
This session may include:
Intro conversation, intentions and boundaries
The 5 principles of physical pleasure: location, pressure, angle, speed, friction
Seduction techniques and giving pleasure mindfully
Partner synchronization during sex
Kama Sutra-based sex positions that suit your body
Dominance and submission exploration
Gender role play and energetic polarity shifts
Techniques for kissing, oral pleasure, manual touch, anal play
Sensual body-to-body massage
Grounding and relief phase
Post-session sharing
4. Essence of Sensuality
This session combines practical tools and inner work to help you reconnect with your sensual nature, increase desire, and overcome limiting beliefs about sexuality.
This session may include:
Intro conversation, intentions and boundaries
The sensual journal: how to become more erotically alive
Nutrition strategies for intimacy and hormonal balance
Pelvic floor strengthening exercises
Sensual body dance and movement
Breathwork, manifestation, and sexual energy flow
Mindful masturbation techniques
Creative touch exploration including body painting
Tantric bath and ritual cleansing
Sensual creativity and erotic expression
Tools to boost libido, arousal, and desire
Note: Each session is 100% personalized. The exact flow depends on your needs, goals, and comfort level.
Amina | Tunisia | 45 years
Dear Alex, I wanna thank you for everything. You changed my life!!! When I met you, I wasn’t feeling good. I thought that I wasn’t normal, that I was unable to have any sexual feelings or orgasms…during our sessions, I found out that I can squirt and have multiple orgasms, and that I AM NORMAL 😊! Now I have more confidence in myself. All I need is to find the perfect partner, capable of giving me love, passion and the emotions that I need to feel good. You changed my life, I will be forever thankful to you ❤️
Anong | Lao | 29 years
Hi! There’s still a lot for me to process but this is LIFE CHANGING. It was absolutely empowering, powerful, and incredibly expansive. Lots of mindset shifts too. I learned a lot and the entire experience and discussion were mind blowing 🤯 Yesterday I felt so ALIVE I walked like I own the city. I LOVE THISSSSSS SO MUCH 💗💗💗 Also you’ve been really kind, comforting, and supportive. I felt so safe. I think the safest I’ve ever been in a long time. 🥹 And thank you for the tips, all of them, I don’t think I can remember everything but certain stuff works really well already. Just wow and 😮💨 I really see myself, my body, my entire sexuality in new lights. This means a lot 😊✨